


Leave me in a room for 3 minutes and I’ll be naked in a flash. Tis my birthday in 3 days so please forgive my choice of tipple this morning 😅 prosecco IS nice in that “oh this is dry and bitter and yucky, it’s brilliant” way- try it, you’ll see; ain’t no shame in drinking prosecco 😂 I have knackered my left wrist after carrying around a (very small and very light) parsley plant so when I get back home I don’t even think I can tinker in the workshop 😵💫 it reaaaaally hurts! Uncensored photos and videos here: @melkimbrown I strip and ride things 🤓 it’s fun