

We nestle on the balcony for an early morning espresso in the sun (I promise it was sunny right here! 😂) and you notice that I have clearly kissed the memo that crotchless bodysuit = definitely visible everything beneath the very thin veil of sheer nylon. So, Whatcha do? 🤓 a) ask me why I can’t dress myself like a proper adult, probably make me pay for the espresso too 😂; b) say nothing and pretend you don’t notice 👀 offer a foot massage so you’re on the right eyeline; c) take off the tights, they’re in the way; or d) all of the above, impressing me with complete confusion 😂 e) a different reaction?