I found out about your dirty little secret... You might exp..
Added 2023-05-29 20:02:37 +0000 UTCI found out about your dirty little secret... You might expect me to be disgusted, embarrassed or outraged. But I'm not. I'm just disappointed... Why didn't you tell me?! Did you think I like your cock? Did you think I'm sexually satisfied by that shrimp between your legs? Did you really think I don't dream about a real man between my legs when we have sex? I just didn't want to hurt your feelings. You're really an amazing boyfriend. But not at all an enjoyable sexual partner.... However, now that I know you love your little dicklette to be called humiliating names, to be measured against tiny objects, we can have so much more fun! This is really amazing news!! This might be the thing that saves our relationship. You can jerk off as I'm telling you about my crazy dates with real men, as I humiliate you for having such a pathetic size... Let me get the measuring tape! This will be so much fun.
