HOW MY FAVE VIBRATOR GREW LEGS AND LEFT ME FROM OVERUSE! STO..
Added 2021-02-19 04:50:49 +0000 UTCHOW MY FAVE VIBRATOR GREW LEGS AND LEFT ME FROM OVERUSE! STORY TIME!!
No, I'm kidding, obviously but wtf ?♀️..I think I accidentally threw it away during an overzealous cleaning spree.
How depressing and stupid - not only is my cute little kitty neglected in general but now to add insult to injury, my favourite reliable, vibrating light at the end of the tunnel has gone walkabouts or has potentially gone missing.
I haven't gone analogue for ages. Is this a digital detox for my pussy? Maybe I'll become more enlightened...or more likely insanely horny ..?
So, onto the next one (or ones)... Stay tuned ?
