Happy Hump Day, everyone. I have a solo therapy session wit..

Happy Hump Day, everyone. I have a solo therapy session with Joann today, and I already know that a big topic of conversation is going to be what I have planned for Scott on Saturday. But, and let me be absolutely clear about it, I will not be deterred. I mean, honestly, if a woman’s put into a position where she has no choice but to face one of her biggest fears, she may as well be impaled on one of the thickest, most gorgeous penises known to man (am I right?). Scott booked us a room on the river, so we have a ton of awesome bars and restaurants within walking distance. For all I know we’ll be ordering in mostly, but it’s good to have the options and flexibility. In any event, I do have one tiny little confession to make. When I told my husband over the weekend that he needed to be ready to eat more than just one pussy this coming Saturday, I didn’t quite give him the entire story. Specifically, I haven’t told him that I’ll be ovuIating. I sort of decided that, if I bother to even tell him at all, it’s going to be completely spontaneous. So with that in mind, tell me how this would sound in the heat of the moment? (You can visualize me straddling Raef while Chrissy straddles Scott’s gorgeous face right next to us.) “Oh my god, baby (I say while simultaneously intertwining my fingers with my husbands), your boss is literally pumping your wife’s fertile little cunt full of his seed. Fuck! Feeling him getting him off inside of me with you in the same fucking bed is sooooooo beautiful. And yes, you heard that right baby. I said ‘fertile.’ I tested myself right before we got into the car. It’s why we were running late today, and with any luck, it’ll be why I’ll be personally ‘running late’ in 4 or 5 weeks (with a giggle).” So, with that little bombsheII thoroughly dropped, I can see myself gently easing my sloppy, married pussy off of Raef in order to properly demonstrate the truthfulness of my assertions to Scott. And by “demonstrate,” I mean kicking the fat cunt off of his sexy face and taking my rightful place in her stead.