

Okay, so I had THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER on the weekend at Sheilas Shakedown Festival riding motorcycles and playing Tank Girl (renamed Wank Girl) apocalypse dress ups and pashing hotties on the dance floor. I’m fucking 44 now 😨 but gotta say the 40s have been the best decade so far and seem to only be getting better.
I’m super keen to make some more content for you but right now I am YiaYia (Grandma) duties, so it will have to wait till Friday. I promise to bring something exxxtra juicy to thank you all for your patience and support.