Time for your first weigh in, piggy! Since you've decided to..
Added 2023-03-08 17:00:15 +0000 UTCTime for your first weigh in, piggy! Since you've decided to get fatter for me, it's only fitting for us to get your starting weight and belly measurement! You haven't been on a scale since before the holidays, and you've already packed on some pounds, I think you might be in for a surprise reading the number on the scale. Enjoy reading the number while you can, piggy. Eventually I'll have to tell you what it says when you can't see past that growing gut.
